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The Professor
07-17-2003, 09:48 PM
so.... after many afternoons, nights, and well, days on end spent in front of the computer, i think it is best if we offer a box somewhere on the screen that gives you possibilities of other things we could be doing. For example... right now, i could be running. You could be running too... see, KC is a fat town, according to someone who does statistics like that...

we could just have proposals of other things to be doing besides sitting here and typing and breathing.... cuz that is all i did all day... oh sure, i got up to use the restroom, and to eat once, well, three times actually.... and have once again seen the windows in my computer room grow dark, another day has come and gone and my accomplishment list has shortened..... so.....

the following is my list of things i could have, or should have been doing instead of posting all day long:

ride a bike
buy a bike
play some sports
go birdwatching
read a book
play a game on a video system (though not for long, cuz that too, in its own right is addicting)
smoke oatmeal
play pranks on neighbors
sit outside of a Victoria's Secret store and call everyone who comes out a whore
rent a whole bunch of electronics
rent a snowblower, just to see the look on the guys face
go down to the plaza and walk around
swim in a fountain like a poor kid in the inner city
backpack into a park then climb a tree
write a poem about the mayor, then mail it...
find a funny way to call your parents....
cut your own hair....
dye your own hair, just for a day
throw your old CDs like frisbees
uhh......

charren
07-17-2003, 10:08 PM
OMG Andrew! I so wish I had as much free time as you!!!!

The Professor
07-17-2003, 10:09 PM
it will pass... my charren..... it will pass

natalie
07-18-2003, 03:09 AM
Holy Shiat Andrew, have you gone completely mad? I just sat here for the last five minutes laughing my a$$ off at you.

I now name you the geek of Syde-Sho!! I still love you though...for some d*** reason. :P :P :P

Jack Masta Janda
07-18-2003, 03:59 AM
Holy crap! :casstet:

Randy J.
07-18-2003, 10:36 AM
Andrew if you have that much free time you should like come clean my house or change my oil or something.

The Professor
07-18-2003, 11:43 AM
today........
today i count blades of grass in my yard!!!!!!!!

ashley
07-18-2003, 12:08 PM
great list, andrew! but you forgot a few things:

thumb wrestle with yourself
draw funny pictures of your friends
go skinny dipping
run through your neighbor\'s sprinklers
make prank calls (if you know how to use a phone--apparently i\'m incapable....)
chant
play with a ouji board
play with YOURSELF (always a good time!)
build a card castle
make sock puppets, then have all your friends over for a puppet show
rearrange your furniture (or even move stuff from room to room--kitchenware in bedroom, bedroom set in living room, etc.)
play hop scotch
play jacks
ask the neighborhood kids if they wanna play with you
run like hell when their parents chase you down like you\'re a sick bastard
skip rocks
fly fishing
do drive-by shootings with water guns (make sure you\'re listening to LOUD gansta rap in the process)
play naked twister
yeah... there\'s plenty we can do with out syde-sho!

:)

Randy J.
07-18-2003, 12:29 PM
today........
today i count blades of grass in my yard!!!!!!!!

How many were there? I always wanted to know how many blades were in the average yard. Maybe you could turn this into a multi-million dollar study or something just to help you kill time.

ashley
07-18-2003, 12:32 PM
just to help you kill time.

yeah, instead of killing brain cells!

charren
07-18-2003, 01:38 PM
today........
today i count blades of grass in my yard!!!!!!!!

Andrew, I am really starting to worry about you!

The Professor
07-18-2003, 02:49 PM
i hate flies.... wasps cool..... flies bad.....

Kourtney
07-18-2003, 03:24 PM
hahahaha this thread is great

I just laughed a lot

thanks andrew

http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage23/2.gif vvvroom....

Kourtney
07-18-2003, 03:27 PM
wait I figured it out

burnz you need to make andrew a cheerleader

The Professor
07-18-2003, 04:01 PM
no jumps...... must lay down....


towel........ lay down on .......


sleep....... sleep can pull me away from puter..... my precious.....

LiquidCrazE
07-19-2003, 02:33 AM
:P So i always wondered what is the basic rules or basic idea behind strip twister...what you fall then take your clothes off...theres has go to be more there has got to be ::runs to library::

Randy J.
07-21-2003, 12:47 PM
wait I figured it out

burnz you need to make andrew a cheerleader


Hahahaha I agree I think he has earned that title!

ashley
07-22-2003, 04:14 PM
^^^good call, you guys! ;) and kourtney is so crafty, i bet she could make him a skirt or some poms or something! ;)

The Professor
07-22-2003, 11:32 PM
see.... the cheerleader deal is the color your name is over here

<---------------------------------- if it is purple, then you are a \"cheerleader.....

i am black, so i am merely a minority user...... heehee

Kourtney
07-24-2003, 05:17 PM
not anymore :D

The Professor
07-24-2003, 10:42 PM
but i think it is a good color on me so i have no complaints

LiquidCrazE
07-25-2003, 01:39 AM
I want to be a philosopher.